I should feel guilty about how quickly the son of god has taken over my sexual fantasies. I do not. Thank you, Hunter Parrish. As the only person on earth who could credibly follow in the wa…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 11:05AMWow. Flexibility is awesome! Too bad I can’t even touch my toes. These fools would come in handy if I ever wanted to pull off my own Oceans 11-style heist. Spider-Man wasted a lot of money…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 10:14PMThe recent revival of Rent at New World Stages (opens August 11) got us thinking about something we clearly never think about: good looking men in theater, and the good looking characters th…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 01:40AMJonathan Groff told us it wasn’t happening months ago, in an interview. And he knows everything there is to know on planet earth, obviously, so we weren’t shocked when we heard Lea M…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 03:59PMYou know what sucks about seeing Matt Morrison on stage these days? You know, onstage at Nassau Colisseum — like we did on Sunday night — and not, say, at the Neil Simon Theatre.…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 02:10PMThe humidity in NYC got us hot and bothered this week. Here’s the theater news we’ll be discussing while we’re huddled inside with cool towels on our foreheads like swoony …
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 02:26PMThe Confirmed On A Clear Day Look. Harry Connick Jr. may, in fact, be the world’s most perfect man. We’d pay good money to sit in the St. James and watch him lie down in the middle o…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 11:50AMThe following is a brief excerpt from our list of Top Most Loved Things of All Life (In No Particular Order): Shakespeare Cute Boys Beer So you can imagine our delight this past Saturday aft…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 09:18AMWhat? Hair Summer of Love 2011 Opening Night, July 13th 2011 Where? The St. James Theater and Sky Bar With whom? Jordan Roth, Oskar Eustis, Diane Paulus, James Rado, Will Swenson, Audra McDo…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 03:50PMTonight, the New York revival of RENT begins its off Broadway run. The last time this musical appeared on the off Broadway stage? Fifteen years ago, in January 1996, immediately prior to…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 12:42PMSo. Saturday was Broadway Barks 13—the annual fundraiser/adoption drive/dating show that takes place in Shubert Alley, hosted by Bernadette Peters and Mary Tyler Moore. It was loaded wit…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 09:59PMThe weekend is heeeeeeah. Get out there and see a show! And then sit around and talk about all this stuff… This week, the inimitable Jesse North invited us to be guests on Stage Rush T…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 05:38PMHappy freaking holiday weekend y’all. We thought you might need some shit to talk about between fireworks shows/kegs of Sam Adams, so we’ve compiled a brief list of several theater-rel…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 02:21PMRemember that time your best friend started dating that dreadful hipster/manchild from Williamsburg who was completely unworthy of someone as smart and classy as her? And you had to sit ba…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 08:45PMLucky: P.S. Tell me you saw that photo of Aaron playing softball. The Mick: OH MY GOD. I needed clean panties after that. You know how I like a good behind. Lucky: If I had a penis, I actual…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 11:25PMThe After-Party for the Gala Performance of Shakespeare in the Park’s All’s Well That Ends Well is a crazy mashup of fairy-tale and modern-day theater lover’s fever dream. Strand…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 01:51PMFact: there are all different kinds of sexy. Another fact: this summer, for their repertory productions of Measure for Measure and All’s Well That Ends Well, the Public has gathered some f…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 12:55PMSo, somewhere in the slightly-intoxicated stream of our Tony night live-tweets, we threw this question into the universe and got an avalanche of responses. Apparently, Daniel RadcliffeR…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 10:47AMWe have to say, we were pretty pleased with ourselves last night. We said some funny shit. We made some new friends on Twitter. We drank self-congratulatory beers. And then we caught win…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 03:12PMBrooke Shields WTF Things started off real rough for Brooke. It took her three tries (at least, we kind of lost count) to make it through her lines in the opening number, which ultimately …
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 11:40AMMackenzie Crook and a bush baby. Can you see it? We see it. Also, we love bush babies. Also, we love Mackenzie Crook.
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 07:37PMSo, we wanted to alert you to the fact that some very important theater awards were given out recently. Yeah, the Tonys are Sunday and that’s fun. But these awards have better categori…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 10:27AMRory O’Malley. As if being an epic crusader for marriage equality weren’t cool enough, you had to go and get cast in the coolest show in town. Then you had to bring the house dow…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 01:05PMTruth: I loved you the minute you set foot on stage in Rob Ashford’s revival of How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying. The very minute. I’d like to say that’s because I have…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 03:49PMSo here’s the deal. The Intelligent Homosexual’s Guide to Capitalism and Socialism With a Key to the Scriptures is closing this week at the Public Theater and you should get there and se…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 11:51PMSo… maybe they won’t win. Or maybe they will. All we know is that these Tony nominees took our breath away this season, regardless of whether they take home a trophy. Here’s the second…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 01:54PMWe here at The Craptacular believe the Tony Awards are one of God’s greatest excuses for excessive drinking on a Sunday night. Besides, without Benjamin Walker nominated, what other reas…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 05:53PMWe’ve been swooning over the Broadway revival of Arcadia around these parts for months now, thanks in large part to dashing British actor Tom Riley and his sexy performance as Septimus Hod…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 04:42PMSo, The Mick interviewed Tom Riley (Arcadia) this week. We won’t give any of it away, but let’s just say that literature was discussed and the word “wenches” was utte…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 03:38PMIn real life, death probs doesn’t involve much dramatic vocalizing, but in musicals—which, let’s be honest, have almost nothing to do with real life—people die mid-song all the time.…
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 01:27PMLet’s just cut to the chase, shall we? We interviewed Jonathan Groff this week. We interviewed Jonathan Groff this week. We interviewed Jonathan Groff this week. We interviewed Jonatha…
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