Friday, May 25, 2012
The rule: if I miss a week of the World Premiere Preview, I have to do a shot. And tell your dad that I'm pregnant.My new phrase now will be, "Okay, Party People."Jay and Ryan go out o…
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 04:47PMFriday, May 11, 2012
Imagine: you are watching large men slam into each other on a thursday evening. someone else has your keys. you have like 9 reasons not to watch the men on the tv. wh…
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 04:38PMThursday, May 3, 2012
YOU JUST GOT 230ed!Enjoy your yellow-flavored lifesaver, sucker.News: Special mention: Ryan Walters and Jay Torrence both turned ten over the last weekend. Ryan and Jay were cast toget…
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 08:12PMFriday, April 27, 2012
The blog post today is brought to you by CANADA DRY.HOUSE IN THE WOODS is a movie about magic. I know this because I haven't seen it yet."World Music": again, The Music of Liars.…
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 10:59AMFriday, April 20, 2012
Today I am helping label bottles that will eventually cost you a mere $9.99 to buy six of them. Get out there and experience the world.Leah Trevor Jay Brenda Mary (!!) Ryan Megan have …
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 11:20AMFriday, April 13, 2012
Do you ever feel like Micky Rooney? I do.It's really important to make sure not to sound like Micky Rooney. If I am going to do anything in this life, it's going to incorporate making sure…
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 12:38PMFriday, April 6, 2012
If aliens come down from Heaven, they will decide to take to the seas.I'm going to make a movie. It's called "Jenga." It's about aliens that look like the Willis Tower.Games are an excelle…
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 04:42PMFriday, March 30, 2012
Woah! I just got punked!Went to go write this post, and was BLASTED with a new look on the neofuturist blog.It's kind of like I woke up, stepped out my door, and the whole world contained li…
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 03:24PMFriday, March 23, 2012
When I was in high school, my friend Joe (real first name) Pi (fake last name) said something that I found hurtful. I was in high school so I didn't really say anything, because I was afrai…
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 12:44PMWednesday, March 21, 2012
More often than not I try to do this blog posting, and the thing just disappears, after I've been writing something.Last week, Leah, Trevor brenda kurt and tif and jessica put in three new p…
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 01:25PMFriday, March 9, 2012
This lady on the train sat next to me and started talking. She was out of breath or something. She was real excited, and when she kind of banged into my side as she sat, she said excuse me…
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 11:39AMThursday, March 1, 2012
Thank you in advance. Regarding. In accordance with. At rehearsal two days ago, I kept saying "illicit." I do say that word a lot, but I said it like three times in rehearsal, and I thi…
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 02:04PMFriday, February 24, 2012
Ok, guys, I got a twitters page. I went to my in-law's last night, and she described to me exactly what twitter was, and I decided that I finally understand exactly how it works. https://twi…
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 11:15AMFriday, February 17, 2012
In case you were wondering, there are indeed 695 little green squares in that graph.There's a rule as to where your computer screen should face in a room. Toward the window, or away."Bottle…
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 03:17PMFriday, February 10, 2012
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SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 11:47PMYou know what the problem with Google Image searching at work is? I'm sorry, I meant, "do you know why it is a problem to Google Image search at work?" Right? Can't end with a preposition…
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 11:34AMFriday, February 3, 2012
I am so sorry this is getting to you late.Rememember: A Double Salami is more than Eli Manning and Tom Brady sharing a cab in Texas. Find out this Sunday at the Neo-Futurarium. (and Friday …
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 07:24PMI'm writing this while sitting on my bed, and one of the cats is sitting next to me. He is sitting just like person would on a couch, or a lawn chair. So it's weird.The super bowl is this …
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 06:21PMFriday, January 27, 2012
I'm not going to lie to you. That there is a Double Salami.Just let me know if this gets too serious.(It's too serious.)Double Salami.
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 03:30AMWednesday, January 25, 2012
Here's something, a little look into the process (who here likes process? get used to it, because you're going to see a lot of it in the next year):In Too Much Light, we've developed types …
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 02:16AMWednesday, January 18, 2012
So the content here is bluer (sexier, graphic-y-er) than usual for the World Premiere Preview, but it just fits so well with what we have coming up in the menu this week.A little internet li…
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 02:18AMDouble Salami.Double Salami.Double Salami.February 14th, 2012. That's Valentine's Day. So you'll REMEMBER.
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 02:06AMFriday, January 13, 2012
Ok, everyone. Be really careful when you are driving in parking lots. When there is a lot of snow, this is what the city snow plows do: they push all the snow into big crazy mountains, usu…
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 01:34PMWednesday, January 11, 2012
Double Salami.Double Salami.Double Salami.Remember: BEST by February 14th, 2012.More soon. . . . . . .
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 12:17AMThursday, January 5, 2012
Congratulations, it's the new year of 2012, and we're not going to lie to you, this weekend is the first three shows of brand new Too Much Light plays written by neofuturists for an audience…
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 12:32AMFriday, October 7, 2011
I'd be lying to you if I told you that I didn't just work on a longer post that was eaten by the Internet or whoever is in charge now just before I sent this one.Plays this week are brought …
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 02:43PMFriday, September 30, 2011
I got this thing that I do now, it is a joke I make, it is not really a joke but just a way of saying something, but I try to make it funny. It goes like this...Say you were living with me,…
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 11:46AMFriday, August 12, 2011
Thursday, August 11, 2011
If I were in Congress, I wonder what kind of tie I would wear? I wonder how you pick your tie if you are in Congress? You probably have a wardrobe assistant, at some level of your career. …
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 01:10PMWednesday, May 18, 2011
I did this for a TML show back in November 2008 , documenting the occurrence of a particularly memorable and fun show where the cast had added to the menu an impossible 14 plays and the cast…
SOURCE: The Neo-Futurists at 10:31AM 
