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Saturday, February 16, 2019

Real Broadway Musicals and What I Wish They Were About by Henry Giardina

Henry Giardina humorously imagines fake plots for real Broadway musicals, including “Cats,” “Les Misérables,” and “Mamma Mia!”

SOURCE: The New Yorker Subscription at 07:08AM

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