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Thursday, November 7, 2024

OH NO: Netflix Exec Seen Enjoying Your Favorite Musical by Broadway Beat

by Divyansh Kulshrestha. NEW YORK, NY - In a worrying bit of news that has struck fear into the hearts of the entire fanbase, a...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Friday, November 1, 2024

“Macavity’s Not There!” Exclaims Theatre Kid During Visit to the Dentist by Broadway Beat

by Matt Keeley. @reallymattkeeley. APPLETON, WI - Flummoxed receptionists and dental hygienists alike expressed confusion over the recent...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

This College Theatre Department May Be Small, But It Has A Lot Of Charm. And By Charm, I Mean Mice. by Broadway Beat

by Shaina Maitino. PINE HARBOR, IL – The theatre department of James Polk College was never the most sophisticated in the country. They...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Thursday, October 17, 2024

Lamest 21st Birthday Party Ever? WICKED Cast Just Performs the Show Stone-Cold Fucking Sober by Broadway Beat

by Reilly Wilmit. @Reilly.Wilmit. NEW YORK, NY - The Broadway Beat correspondents went behind the emerald curtain to bring our readers an...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Thursday, October 10, 2024

REVIEW: ROMEO + JULIET Production Great, Script Kinda Outta Nowhere Tho? by Broadway Beat

by James La Bella. @ James.La .Bella. Rachel Zegler and Kit Connor sparkle in the new Broadway show Romeo + Juliet , but the production...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Wednesday, October 2, 2024

Adam Driver is in Play. But Doesn’t He Usually in Movie? We Investigate. by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - The limited run of Kenneth Lonergan’s Hold on to Me Darling  has begun performances...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

Uh, OK? WARRIORS Concept Album Reveals Lin-Manuel Miranda as Piragua Guy by Broadway Beat

by Edward Precht. @pertoltprecht. NEW YORK, NY – They’re finally here to play! Today’s release of the Warriors  concept album (based on...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Tuesday, October 1, 2024

Uh-Oh! That Choice Was Way Too Bold and Now It’s Weird by Broadway Beat

by Sara Nicole. TULSA, OK. –  Disaster struck when musical theater actor Jonathan Letterman risked a wildly bold choice during his...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Thursday, September 5, 2024

Parents Were Excited to Hear About Your "Job on Broadway" But You Were Just Saying That JOB is Now on Broadway by Broadway Beat

by Allison Mintz. @allison_mintz. BUSHWICK, BK —  A bi-weekly facetime catch-up has turned into a brutal misunderstanding when aspiring...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

Mom Calling! Janet’s Daughter Does Community Theatre Six States Away From You, Do You Know Her? by Broadway Beat

by Jennifer Haining. @itsraininghianing. LIBERTYVILLE, IL — So your mom has called three times this morning! Do you think someone must...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Wednesday, September 4, 2024

Woman With Tickets to RAGTIME Post-Election Unsure if She’s Going to Cry for the Good Reason or the Bad Reason by Broadway Beat

by Ben Schrager. Instagram: @ben.schrager. Twitter: @ben_schrager. BUCKS COUNTY, PA. – Upon realizing she would be seeing the Encores!...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Tuesday, September 3, 2024

BREAKING: John Mulaney Play Offering Special "Didn't Post Anything Parasocial in 2021" Rush Tickets by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - The Broadway premiere of Simon Rich's All In: Comedy About Love - starring John Mulaney -...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Wednesday, August 14, 2024

INVESTIGATION: Broadway Bares Suggests the Existence of Broadway WEARS, Where Stars Sing and Dance Fully Clothed by Broadway Beat

by Nick Navari. @nnavari. NEW YORK, NY - Broadway Bares, the annual burlesque fundraiser for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS, just...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Thursday, August 1, 2024

"Too Quick, Not Much Storytelling": Fight Director Has Notes for Olympic Fencing Team by Broadway Beat

by Matt Keeley. @reallymattkeeley. PARIS – Celebrations abounded after the USA took home a historic gold medal in Women’s Team Foil,...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

Tragedy Turned Into Comedy Thanks to One Well-Timed Audience Fart by Broadway Beat

by Conor Moroney. @conorseamusactor. BRATTLEBORO, VT – A comedy occurred tonight in a local theater as a tragedy was changed forever due...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

“Rain on Stage is SO In Right Now,” Says Community Theatre Director, Too Cheap to Fix the Leaky Roof by Broadway Beat

by Luke Maynus. @luke.maynus POUGHKEEPSIE, NY — A technical marvel will soon be coming to the stage for audiences of the Poughkeepsie...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Wednesday, July 24, 2024

Aww! Man in TKTS Line Proposes, Ends up with Second Choice Fiancée by Broadway Beat

by Rachel Mans McKenny. NEW YORK, NY. -  34-year-old Malcolm Bishop charmed fellow TKTS Times Square line-waiters this weekend with a...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Wednesday, July 3, 2024

BREAKING: The WATER FOR ELEPHANTS Elephant met the KING KONG Puppet and the WAR HORSE Horse and Now She’s Doing a CHALLENGERS With Them by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - Ah shit. It looks like Rosie the elephant from Water for Elephants met the King Kong Puppet...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Tuesday, July 2, 2024

BREAKING: New Lin-Manuel Miranda Project to Make World Premiere at Tony Award Acceptance Podium by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - As reports circulate that Lin-Manuel Miranda has completed recording the concept album for a...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

Audiences Outraged After Finding Out LONGLEGS is a Musical by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. WORLDWIDE - Horror fans found themselves outraged this week after the much-anticipated film Longlegs -...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Monday, July 1, 2024

Dumbass Audio Engineer Wouldn't Know S/PDIF RCA Cable from Common Three-Pin XLR by Broadway Beat

by Kevin Burke. @ke7inburke. NEW YORK, NY - During a Thursday night performance of an Off-Off-Off-Broadway production of something called...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

Stop Apologizing in Your Auditions, Especially to That Bitch Megan by Broadway Beat

by Sarah Lasko. @saraheleora. At some point in your career, some person or group of people taught you to minimize yourself as an actor....

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

Abuela Claudia Wins $96,000 Again; Should Be Enough to Cover Rent for a Few Months by Broadway Beat

by Nick Navari.  @nnavari. THE CORNER OF 175th STREET, NY - Lightning strikes twice in Washington Heights as Abuela Claudia, 87, takes...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Wednesday, June 12, 2024

Protester Who Can’t Afford Broadway Tickets Shouts at Slime Tutorials Instead by Broadway Beat

by Ben Schrager. Instagram: @ben.schrager. Twitter: @ben_schrager. NEW YORK, NY. – In an effort to make his voice heard, aspiring...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Thursday, June 6, 2024

“The Lyceum is My Favorite Alt Comedy Venue,” says Guy Who Kinda Isn’t Wrong by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - Local comedy fan Greg Hern has declared the Lyceum Theatre his favorite “alt” comedy venue...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM

Wow! Actor Attends Broadway Show Without Announcing That He Knows Someone in the Cast by Broadway Beat

by Sarah Lasko. @saraheleora. JERSEY CITY, NJ. – In an impressive show of self-restraint, actor Kyle Weisman attended a Broadway...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Monday, June 3, 2024

Ah Shit: THE OUTSIDERS Combined to Form One Big OUTSIDER and Now It Can't Fit Through the Door by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - Ah shit, this is bad. The Outsiders from the acclaimed new Broadway musical The Outsiders...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Saturday, June 1, 2024

Mama Thinks I’m Living in a Convent…and She’s Right, Please Throw Her Off My Trail, I Don’t Want to be Found by Broadway Beat

by Keeley Bell. @omgitskee. SOUTH OF, France – This woman went on the run, but ended up in the first place anyone would check for a...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Wednesday, May 15, 2024

Whoa! This Mimed Musical Train Ride is Really Fucking Bumpy! by Broadway Beat

by Reilly Wilmit. @reilly.wilmit. POUGHKEEPSIE, NY -  Reports of motion sickness and severe vertigo from actors and audience members...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00AM
Tuesday, May 14, 2024

"City Center Put Their Whole Cussy Into This Season!" Tweets Man Hoping to One Day Enter the Kingdom of God by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - Local theatre fan Nick Welsher unabashedly tweeted "city center put their whole cussy into...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 10:08PM
Sunday, May 12, 2024

Wait... Mama Will Provide? Mama Who Bore Me? When You're Good to Mama? How Do All These Broadway Composers Know My Mom?!? by Broadway Beat

by Keeley Bell. @omgitskeeley. LOS ANGELES – As I was listening to Broadway Radio on my morning commute, I noticed a disturbing trend in...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 11:18AM

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2024-2025 BROADWAY SEASON
Jun 05, 2024: Home - Todd Haimes Theatre
Jul 11, 2024: Oh, Mary! - Lyceum Theatre
Jul 30, 2024: Job - Hayes Theater
Sep 12, 2024: The Roommate - Booth Theatre
Nov 14, 2024: Tammy Faye - Palace Theatre
Dec 12, 2024: Cult of Love - Hayes Theater
Dec 19, 2024: Gypsy - Majestic Theatre
Mar 17, 2025: Purpose - Hayes Theater
Apr 01, 2025: Glengarry Glen Ross
Apr 10, 2025: Smash - Imperial Theatre
TBA: Titanic