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Monday, May 25, 2015
Saturday, May 23, 2015

Chide That Name! by John Simon

Whether you realize it or not, names are a part of language, and a by no means unimportant one. I am not even referring to such a somewhat esoteric phenomenon as a proper noun becoming a com…

SOURCE: John Simon at 03:50PM
Saturday, May 2, 2015

Gunter Grass by John Simon

With Gunter Grass, who just died at age 87, I had a brief friendship. I translated for him on a popular radio show, and I introduced him at his reading at the Y. I also met his charming firs…

SOURCE: John Simon at 05:43PM
Friday, April 10, 2015

STUPIDITY by John Simon

Stupidity, I am sorry to say, is no joke, as it is portrayed on stage, screen and TV. It is the second worst crime against humanity and a very close runner-up to evil. It is neither necessar…

SOURCE: John Simon at 09:46AM
Sunday, March 15, 2015

Fashion by John Simon

Pity the poor necktie, hanging on for dear life. Consider that male attire, unlike female, is, unless completely wacko, basically standardized. The lapel may get narrower or wider, the inden…

SOURCE: John Simon at 10:22AM
Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Illusion, For or Against by John Simon

One of our greatest quandaries concerns illusion. Is it treacherous, undesirable, even harmful; or optimistic, consolatory, even life-sustaining? Is it near-synonymous with hope, and thus a …

SOURCE: John Simon at 03:36PM
Monday, January 19, 2015

Pet Heaven by John Simon

The question of whether pets go to heaven seems these days to be getting ever greater attention, almost as much as in long ago days the number of angels that could dance on the head of a pin…

SOURCE: John Simon at 10:13AM
Thursday, January 1, 2015

WHAT IS POETRY? by John Simon

To the question “What is poetry?” there is, let’s face it, no definitive answer. A bad novel is still a novel, a poor story still a story. But an unworthy poem is doggerel or, at best,…

SOURCE: John Simon at 11:01AM
Sunday, November 30, 2014

ON READING by John Simon

A slow reader myself, I have always envied speedreaders. Come to think of it, are speedreaders and speedreading single words, or should they be two each? Note that a single word confers stat…

SOURCE: John Simon at 06:19PM
Thursday, November 13, 2014

Benighted, etc. by John Simon

First, some errata from the last time round. The film director who bought flowers for my date was Francesco, not Franco, Rosi. (There was another film director, Franco Rossi, causing confusi…

SOURCE: John Simon at 06:21PM
Saturday, October 25, 2014

Part Two: Famous People by John Simon

I note now, with mild surprise, that in Part One all my famous people were part-time or full-time poets. Here now are others of a different sort. Take. for example, that fine actor and genui…

SOURCE: John Simon at 12:49AM
Saturday, October 11, 2014

FAMOUS PEOPLE, PART ONE by John Simon

Having been during my long life a teacher of Humanities and critic of most of the arts, it would be a reasonable assumption that as their reviewer, as well as an occasionally published poet,…

SOURCE: John Simon at 11:00AM

LINKY by John Simon

I have mentioned some of the Linky story before, but here follows the final, complete, definitive account. With it told, I can put the whole matter behind me and move on.As I was reading for…

SOURCE: John Simon at 10:00AM
Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Nomenclature by John Simon

Names matter. A rose by any other name may smell as sweet, but if it were called buzzfunk we might think twice before sticking our nose into it, and all that sweetness would go to waste. I d…

SOURCE: John Simon at 03:18PM
Sunday, July 20, 2014

Obesity by John Simon

One of the worst things a person can be is stupid. Stupidity is one of the greatest conceivable evils. Yet it isn’t a sin at all. It is something no-one, with the exception of  noveli…

SOURCE: John Simon at 01:11AM
Sunday, June 29, 2014

Whither the Arts? by John Simon

Repeatedly I have written and spoken about exhaustion in the arts. Think how easy it was for the possibly pseudonymous Longus to write the immortal pastoral romance Daphnis and Chloe in the …

SOURCE: John Simon at 04:32PM
Sunday, May 25, 2014

Academic Matters by John Simon

Students have become arrogant of late. I noticed that during my last years of professorship, and I find it confirmed by what I hear and read these days. When I say that in my days we were no…

SOURCE: John Simon at 10:56AM
Sunday, May 4, 2014

How Valuable Is Rarity? by John Simon

A good many people are content to be part of the ordinary multitude. A good many others are not thus content. There is the not infrequent desire to be special, outstanding, even unique. This…

SOURCE: John Simon at 11:01AM
Wednesday, April 23, 2014

On Concision by John Simon

Concreteness, compactness, concision--put it any way you like--is something that good writing is based on. Or you may call it, as Jacques Barzun did in the title and content of an important …

SOURCE: John Simon at 12:02PM
Thursday, April 3, 2014

Why Religion? by John Simon

What is religion really about, and do we truly need it? An atheist wonders and asks these fundamental questions.Obviously, a thinking person has to wonder why the universe exists, and, conco…

SOURCE: John Simon at 12:55AM
Tuesday, March 18, 2014

On Losers and Laughers by John Simon

I admire champions of lost causes: the beautiful losers, to borrow the title of an early Leonard Cohen opus, by far his best. The Japanese, apparently, have great respect for them; the Japan…

SOURCE: John Simon at 04:39PM
Saturday, March 1, 2014

ANIMAL LANGUAGES by John Simon

Will we ever be able to communicate with our friends—hold that—our kinfolk, the animals? It seems highly unlikely, but that does not mean that they don’t have some sort of language amo…

SOURCE: John Simon at 12:36AM
Tuesday, January 14, 2014

ABSTRACT ART? by John Simon

What could be more pointless at this late date than protesting against abstract art? As soon complain about the ballpoint for dislodging the fine fountain pen. Not, by the way, that earlier …

SOURCE: John Simon at 09:03AM
Monday, December 23, 2013

SEQUELS by John Simon

There are in my view both real sequels and quasi sequels. A real sequel is when the author of a book, say, Margaret Mitchell, or someone else writes a novel about what happened to Scarlett O…

SOURCE: John Simon at 04:37PM
Thursday, December 5, 2013

EPIGRAMS by John Simon

If we are going to deal with epigrams, we must first distinguish between wit and humor. Humor makes you laugh, as with every good joke that someone tells you. Like the loony in the bin telli…

SOURCE: John Simon at 01:50PM
Sunday, November 24, 2013

MEMORY by John Simon

One of the great gifts of mankind is our memory. Without it, we could be greatly impoverished, though, as gifts go, it is a double-edged sword: a donor as well as a tormentor—sometimes a p…

SOURCE: John Simon at 07:05PM
Thursday, November 7, 2013

TWO KINDS by John Simon

When Irwin Edman of Columbia University’s Philosophy Department was guest professor at Harvard, I took his course in aesthetics.  What I still remember from it is his quoting William …

SOURCE: John Simon at 12:55PM
Friday, October 18, 2013

AWARDS by John Simon

It is unquestionably a good thing that prizes in the arts exist. By and large, artists of all types are underpaid—if paid at all!—and monetary awards help them create or, in many cases, …

SOURCE: John Simon at 10:09PM
Saturday, September 28, 2013

MUSIC I LOVE by John Simon

I recall a conversation with a minor conductor. MC: Do you like Bach? JS: Not at all. MC: How about Mozart? JS: Ditto. MC: Beethoven? JS: Hardly. MC (exasperated): Do you like music? JS: Abs…

SOURCE: John Simon at 08:03PM

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2023-2024 BROADWAY SEASON
May 30, 2023: Grey House - Lyceum Theatre
Jun 26, 2023: Just For Us - Hudson Theatre
Jul 24, 2023: The Cottage - Hayes Theater
Nov 16, 2023: Spamalot - St. James Theatre
Dec 18, 2023: Appropriate - Hayes Theater
Mar 07, 2024: Doubt - Todd Haimes Theatre
Apr 14, 2024: Lempicka - Longacre Theatre
Apr 17, 2024: The Wiz - Marquis Theatre
Apr 18, 2024: Suffs - Music Box Theatre
Apr 25, 2024: Mother Play - Hayes Theater
Jun 10, 2024: The Drama Desk Awards