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Monday, November 7, 2022

Who’s Afraid of Going to the Theatre? by Jesse Eisenberg

Shouts & Murmurs by Jesse Eisenberg: This production contains strobe lights, nude people whom you don’t want to see nude, and a didactic speech about Lenin.

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Tuesday, December 4, 2018

The Cast and Their Crew by Jesse Eisenberg

Jesse Eisenberg writes a humorous list of biographies for the cast and crew members of a Broadway show.

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Monday, October 7, 2013

Jesse Eisenberg: “Final Conversations at Pompeii.” by Jesse Eisenberg

MISTRESS: Stop! Get off me! MAN: What’s wrong? MISTRESS: I can’t keep doing this. It just feels so dirty, meeting here every week. MAN: Dirty? This is one of the nicest villas…

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Monday, June 24, 2013

Jesse Eisenberg: “Separation-Anxiety Sleepaway Camp.” by Jesse Eisenberg

8 A.M.—Campers begin the day with an early call to Mom. Those campers who have wet the bed will have an opportunity to change clothes, or, if they prefer, they can remain in their soil…

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Monday, March 11, 2013

Jesse Eisenberg: “Marv Albert Is My Therapist.” by Jesse Eisenberg

ME: Hi, Dr. Albert. MARV ALBERT: A playoff atmosphere in here tonight! ME: Well, it’s been a tough week. My mother came to visit me. MARV ALBERT: From downtown! ME: And, of course,…

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Jun 05, 2024: Home - Todd Haimes Theatre
Jul 11, 2024: Oh, Mary! - Lyceum Theatre
Jul 30, 2024: Job - Hayes Theater
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Nov 14, 2024: Tammy Faye - Palace Theatre
Nov 17, 2024: Elf - Marquis Theatre
Dec 12, 2024: Cult of Love - Hayes Theater
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Mar 17, 2025: Purpose - Hayes Theater
Apr 10, 2025: Smash - Imperial Theatre
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