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Jesse Eisenberg writes a humorous list of biographies for the cast and crew members of a Broadway show.
MISTRESS: Stop! Get off me!
MAN: What’s wrong?
MISTRESS: I can’t keep doing this. It just feels so dirty, meeting here every week.
MAN: Dirty? This is one of the nicest villas…
8 A.M.—Campers begin the day with an early call to Mom. Those campers who have wet the bed will have an opportunity to change clothes, or, if they prefer, they can remain in their soil…
ME: Hi, Dr. Albert.
MARV ALBERT: A playoff atmosphere in here tonight!
ME: Well, it’s been a tough week. My mother came to visit me.
MARV ALBERT: From downtown!
ME: And, of course,…