Tim Dowling: 'I'm leaving you,' my wife says. 'I've had enough'
When I wake up the next morning, I decide not to mention our impending divorce, in case my wife has forgotten all about itMy wife and I are going to see our friend Juliet's one-woman show about divorce. When we get to the theatre, my wife points to the ticket window. "Just say we're on the guest list," she says. "I'm going to the loo."I approach the ticket window, but there is no one behind the glass, just an empty c…