Amy Schumer Rocks With Kardashian Knocks As 'Saturday Night Live' Host
Amy Schumer’s monologue topics ranged from Bradley Cooper (he’s hot, she doesn’t care what you think, they’re engaged) to bathing her 18-month old niece (you don’t want to go there and neither, to be explicitly honest, did she) to equating her body with a Lava Lamp (which, given her peek-a-boo hostess outfit, seemed pretty much on-the-money). But her pretty darned funny 8-minute opener t…