David Baddiel: I don't think 'what would Jesus do?' I think 'what would John Updike do?'
The comedian discusses his literary hero and the pratfalls of fame but is too polite to mention the attempted jewel heist going on outsideThe first restaurant David Baddiel suggests for lunch turns out to be fully booked, so we go somewhere else. He's not the kind of person to pull the "Don't you know who I am?" stunt. He finds fame slightly awkward " a litany of "small, minor humiliations", such as the time he visit…