According to a report released this week by the Brookings Institution, actress, singer, and comedienne extraordinaire Bette Midler is finally back on The Great White Way in a dynamite new one-woman show and, people, it's about time, too, because that woman is just a knockout performer, pure and simple. "Our analysis shows that the Divine Miss M has returned to Old Broadway in top form and, frankly, would you expect a…
SOURCE: The Onion at 02:34PM on April 26, 2013