I cower at the mere sight of fake guns in the theatre. Why must plays be peppered with this weapon of mass distraction?"Warning: shots will be fired during tonight's performance." Oh no. Must they be? Can't I persuade you to reconsider? If there's one thing I like even less than shots being fired during tonight's performance, it's the nervous anticipation of shots being fired during tonight's performance. Like many a…
SOURCE: The Guardian at 10:51AM on May 5, 2011