Wembley Arena, London"Do you poop and scoop, Wembley?" Let it never be said that Alan Carr (pictured) aimed high with this, his first standup tour in four years. Carr knows his demographic " he starts by comparing his show to X-Factor loser Cher Lloyd ("there'll be some good bits and some bad bits") and stays at that level for the next two hours. But if the subject matter is workaday, at least he animates it with col…
SOURCE: The Guardian at 01:41PM on September 23, 2011