What to say about ... Alan Ayckbourn's Neighbourhood Watch
The critics take their hats and hoodies off to this funny, dark and superbly topical 75th play from the prolific playwrightWhat is Alan Ayckbourn's secret? Because there has to be a secret. How else could a major playwright present his 75th play at the age of 72? Talent must be one ingredient. But Beckett had a bit of that, and he only managed 20. No doubt the prose got in the way ... Do not be surprised, is all I'm …