'Would you heckle an armed robber?'Have you heard that financial fraudster Bernie Madoff is playing bassoon for the London Philharmonic Orchestra? Or that Kanye West has pulled on a pair of pumps and is about to tackle Swan Lake for the Royal Ballet? Nope, I thought not. They're both ridiculous ideas. No amateur performer, however plucky, could expect to just parachute into the professional arena. Yet there's on…
SOURCE: The Guardian at 05:15PM on January 19, 2011