Is chirruping dangerous? How many legs can you tap-dance with? And what have they all been smoking? As the SpongeBob SquarePants musical hits Britain, we dive down to Bikini Bottom "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!" If these words don't set your foot tapping, or prompt famished thoughts of Krabby Patties, then you may not be the target audience for a musical that brings t…
SOURCE: The Guardian at 04:12AM on March 27, 2023