New CDC Social Distancing Guideline Recommends Remaining One "Hunky Gaston Bicep" Apart at All Times by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. WASHINGTON D. C. - The Center for Disease Control issued a new guideline this morning recommending that, instead of remaining six feet apart from one another at all times, citizens should now remain at least one big, hunky Gaston bicep apart instead, the organization confirmed. "Germs can spread via cough, sneeze or spit very easily," noted CDC researcher Frances Bellwill. "We've come to …

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