Heathers the Musical review " teenagers safely on the rampage
Theatre Royal Haymarket, London Defanged for darker times, the cult 80s high-school revenge saga homes in on the universal agonies of growing up and outsmarting bullies'Have you had a brain tumour for breakfast?" "What's your damage, Heather?" and, most of all, "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!" The 1980s produced plenty of catchphrase-heavy movies, but none were quite as kitschy as the 1988 cult film Heathers. …