Most Offensive Thing Ever.
This is disgusting.
This is disgusting.
Kurt and I decided to bite the bullet and get Monty sleep-trained. We waited until we got his frenulum snipped to be sure that he wasn't having any nursing issues. I was still fe…
I was just reading through a discussion thread about relationship dissatisfaction on a facebook group for moms and I came away feeling so relieved about my own situation. To hear other…
Monty is 5 months today!!! Here are some choice shots from our newborn shoot when Monty was 10 days old. Try to contain yourselves. Photos by Meredith Patterson-Brayley.&nb…
Faithful Readers,I am well aware that it's been close to a month since I've posted an entry. My friend Jess, who built this awesome site for me, has reminded me on several occasions th…
The Blogger app has this really nifty feature where if someone calls you while you're in the middle of writing a new entry and you take the call everything you just spent the last HOUR worki…
We didn't make it to Seattle by Wednesday. We didn't even make it to Portland by Wednesday. Monty had an epic melt down some time around 4:30pm on Tuesday and would not be comfor…
Let me just start off by acknowledging that when we got to the motel last night I found the damned battery pack for the pump. It was in the pump bag. So, yeah. I'm THAT guy…
This is Kurt trying to comfort Monty to sleep after he screamed his head off for an hour. Monty screamed. Not Kurt. If Kurt had screamed his head off for an hour I would ha…
Day one of our road trip to Seattle to introduce Monty to his Grandpa, Uncle, Aunt and cousins on Kurt's side. We got a late start. I collapsed into bed at 9pm last night after a…
Last week I posted an entry about this ad for The Standard Hotels in Dujour Magazine:Pretty fucking gross, huh?I brought the ad to the attention of my pal Rosie over at makemeasammich.org an…
This is one of the best videos I've seen ever. It literally made me weep the first time I watched it. Not only is it super catchy (it's been running through my head nonstop since…
Dujour magazine ran an ad in its summer issue for The Standard hotels clearly meant to warn women to steer clear of the hotel or face violence and/or death. At least, that's what I ass…
The other night I had a gig in West Hollywood and had to find street parking. There were brackets painted on the street delineating parking spots. I parked, making sure I was wit…
Part Two: My Son is a Fucking CHAMPRead "Part One: Too Many Cooks" here. Monty slept for six hours last night. IN A ROW. That said, he also woke up at 6:45 ready to go.&nbs…
A little bird told me that this Wednesday at 8:30 sitting in with Alison Fraser at Arci's Place will be Daisy Eagan. BTW, Daisy just launched her new website, www.DaisyEagan.com.