110 stories by "Vinnie"
Big Momma Brown: “Never again!” Bartender: “Never again, what?” Big Momma Brown: “I am never again climbing those stairs!” Bartender: “Yes, theyR…
Your name? Margarita How are you Broadway Adjacent? Currently, I am a box office assistant at an Off Broadway Theatre. What would you rather do to earn your living? I […]
Usher: “The bar and restrooms are upstairs.” Mr. Brown: “Is this the bar?” Bartender: “It sure is!” Mr. Brown: “Wow, this is a bar bar. I wasn…
Millennial Brown: “Excuse me, where are the restrooms?” Usher: “Upstairs.” Millennial Brown: “Well, can I use the one behind you? I’m tired.” Usher:…
‘lil Brown: “Why don’t you sell tee-shirts here?” Bartender: “This is the bar.” ‘lil Brown: “So?” Bartender: “Well, you can’…
Flirty Brown: ” Listen, I’m very high maintenance. I’m letting you know, but I tip very well.” Bartender: “Well, anyone who’s ever told me that has been n…
Mrs Brown: “Do you have bottled water?” Bartender: “Yes, it’s five dollars.” Mrs Brown: “Five dollars? That crazy! Is there a water fountain?” Barte…
One of my Broadway adjacent chums, (I’m going to seriously try to bring that back, chum is a great descriptive) and recent taker of the Broadway Adjacent Hard Eight, Ryan […]
Your name? Ryan Sprague How are you Broadway Adjacent? I tend bar at many of the Broadway shows and also sell my soul to the caffeine Gods, slinging coffee and […]
Mrs Brown: (First in line at the bar, with a rather long Saturday night crowd forming behind her.) “I fell asleep, what’s the story line? Who’s Cosette? Is that the [……
Shopgirl: “Your card isn’t signed, may I see some ID please?” Native Brown: “Oh, I’m not a tourist, I live here”. And…scene.
…at Fiddler: “Anatevka? Wasn’t that a character in Aida?”
I really wish I could credit the creator of this glorious meme… if you know who deserves it, let me know.
At Fiddler on the Roof at The Broadway Theater, if you’re late, you’re held until the opening number, Tradition (the song that lays out the upcoming three hours) is over. [……
Your name? How are you Broadway Adjacent? What would you rather do to earn your living? Have you ever witnessed theater patrons behaving badly? Your biggest lapse in Theater Etiquette [̷…
Mr. Brown walks passed the Men’s restroom and heads straight for the coatroom. Coat Check Girl: “Checking something?” Mr. Brown: “Did I miss the Men’s Room?R…
Mrs. Brown: “Excuse me!?! What are you doing?” Agent: “I’m using the restroom…” Mrs Brown: “But, I’m using it!” Agent: “This is th…
Mrs. Brown: “Where’s my seat?” Bartender: “I don’t know.” Mrs. Brown: “Why?” Bartender: “I wasn’t with you when you bought your ti…
Mr. Brown: “Do we get free bottled water.” Bartender: “There’s a water fountain to your right, it’s free.” Mr. Brown: “I want a bottled water.”…
When my Broadway Adjacent friends do great work, I’m going to try my best to get their accomplishments out there for the world (or my 200 regular readers) to know […]
Bartender: “I’m sorry, we’re closed. the Bar downstairs is still serving.” Mr. Brown: “Why?” Bartender: “Why what?” Mr. Brown: “Why are …
At the December 9th matinée of the Broadway’s Sylvia at the Cort Theater, an audience member sitting in a box seat, near the stage felt the need to take a […]
As the floral manager of the Central Avenue Treasure Island, one of my main duties was to create custom artificial floral arrangements for wealthy women with questionable taste. When our [&#…
Mrs Brown: “If I have a show tonight at eight, what time should I leave the hotel?” Agent: “Which show?” Mrs Brown: “Why should that matter?” Agent:Â &#…
