New CDC Social Distancing Guideline Recommends Remaining One "Hunky Gaston Bicep" Apart at All Times by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. WASHINGTON D. C. - The Center for Disease Control issued a new guideline this morning recommending that, instead of remaining si...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on April 22, 2020☆⚑

BREAKING: Unemployment Line Announces Rush Policy by Broadway Beat

by Alec Brown. @brownta3. NEW YORK, NY - With millions of Americans out of work, the New York Department of Labor has been unable to keep up with the high de...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on April 21, 2020☆⚑

Local Actor Thrilled to Announce Role in Multi-Level Marketing Scheme by Broadway Beat

by Anna Larranaga. @annalarranaga. BOSTON - In a statement made via Facebook this morning, musical theatre actor Taylor Whitmore is "thrilled to announce" an...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on April 21, 2020☆⚑

"Hadestown" Popularity Leaves Playwrights Scrambling to Write Musical About Zeus's Weird Sex Stuff by Broadway Beat

by Adam Bakst. @AdamBakst_WUSF. CHICAGO - After the enormous success of Hadestown, a musical adaptation of the myth of Orpheus and Eurydice, aspiring playwr...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on April 16, 2020☆⚑

TUTORIAL: How to Make a Protective Mask Out of Your Old Playbills! by Broadway Beat

by Justin Ayer. @JustAyer (Instagram), @JustinAyer (Twitter). Edited by HaleyJane Rose. @haleyisfamous.

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on April 15, 2020☆⚑

Phantom of the Community Theater Struggles to Fit 50-Ton Pipe Organ in Broom Closet by Broadway Beat

by Tom Hickey. @TomedyTonight. MARION, Indiana - Earl Whetterson, the self-appointed "phantom" of the local Marion Community Theater, expressed dissatisfaction last Thursday with his inabili…

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:16pm on April 14, 2020☆⚑

North Korean Media: "Kim Jong-un Not Dead, Just Rehearsing Juliet's Death Scene for the Spring Play" by Broadway Beat

by Edward Precht. @pertoltprecht. PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA " Earlier today, both Japanese and Chinese news outlets released stories that Kim Jong-un, son of the late Kim Jong-il and dictator o…

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on April 14, 2020☆⚑

Good News! Actor Trying Stand-Up by Broadway Beat

by Spencer Meade. @comeadey (Twitter), @spennyislennie (Instagram). NEW YORK, NY - Good news! Don Shephard, a New York actor whose last role was as Rolf in...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on April 14, 2020☆⚑

"Livestreams Are Killing Live Theatre," says Man Who Paid $849 for Premium "Hamilton" Tickets by Broadway Beat

by Sarah Jae Leiber. @sarahjaeleiber. PHILADELPHIA - Main Line investment banker Henry Van Doren held a virtual press conference today where he told constituents that free or low-cost digit…

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:13pm on April 10, 2020☆⚑

Broadway Shutdown Extended After No-Good Rotten "Sing Street" Kids Get Eight More Weeks of Detention by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - The shutdown of all Broadway shows due to the coronavirus has been extended through at least June 7th, not only in order to limit the spread of CO…

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:32pm on April 9, 2020☆⚑

Next Great American Play Currently a Google Doc Titled "YOU WANTED TO BE A WRITER, SO WRITE, DIPWAD" by Broadway Beat

by Roxy Arecco. @roxyarecco. ATHENS, Oh - Local playwright Noah Lynch is reportedly set to publish the "Next Great American Play" once he puts down his Nintendo Switch and opens the document…

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:02pm on April 7, 2020☆⚑

BREAKING: Unemployment Line Announces Rush Policy by Broadway Beat

by Alec Brown. @brownta3. NEW YORK, NY - With millions of Americans out of work, the New York Department of Labor has been unable to keep up with the high demand of unemployment applications…

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on April 7, 2020☆⚑

"Sondheim 90th" Producers Already Busy Prepping "Lea Michele 34th" by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - The team behind this past Sunday's starry Take Me to the World: A Sondheim 90th Birthday Celebration, a virtual concert tribute to composer Stephe…

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on April 7, 2020☆⚑

Inspiring! This Actor Quit by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. LOS ANGELES - Get ready for a little dose of "Yes I Can": Local actor Natalie Cambridge announced this week that she planned to fully quit the profession after n…

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on April 3, 2020☆⚑

I Told My Landlord I Wouldn't Be Watching "Rent" This Month & It's Clear I've Misunderstood by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - In the wake of mass layoffs and an all-time unemployment high due to spread of COVID-19, people nationwide are refusing to watch the hit movie-mus…

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 11:36am on April 2, 2020☆⚑

The Male Response to "Six": This Guy Keeps Live Streaming Acoustic Songs About His Ex-Girlfriend by Broadway Beat

by HaleyJane Rose. @haleyisfamous. NEW YORK, NY - In the wake of Broadway's Six - the new female-driven musical sensation following the wives of Henry VIII - fans have been eagerly awaiting …

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on March 31, 2020☆⚑

BREAKING: Tony Awards Postponed, Staten Island "Tony" Awards to Go On As Planned by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - The 2020 Tony Awards have officially been postponed due to the spread of coronavirus, the American Theatre Wing announced today. However, represen…

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on March 26, 2020☆⚑

"Hadestown" Popularity Leaves Playwrights Scrambling to Write Musical About Zeus's Weird Sex Stuff by Broadway Beat

by Adam Bakst. @AdamBakst_WUSF. CHICAGO - After the enormous success of Hadestown, a musical adaptation of the myth of Orpheus and Eurydice, aspiring playwrights have been scrambling to fol…

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on March 24, 2020☆⚑

List Of Coronavirus Cancellations Doubles As Excellent New Sondheim Lyrics by Broadway Beat

by Adam Bakst. @Mr_AdamB1. NEW YORK, NY - While New York state remains sheltered-in-place, and Broadway continues its black out, composer Stephen Sondheim has reportedly taken advantage of …

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on March 24, 2020☆⚑

We Spoke With the Actor Playing Sven in "Frozen" & He Just Kept Describing What the Suit Smells Like by Broadway Beat

by Ellie McKeown. From film to stage, Disney's Frozen has captured hearts around the world - owing a huge part of that charm to its wide cast of lovable, mystical characters. After catching …

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 11:35am on March 23, 2020☆⚑

CDC Reminds You to Wash Hands, Work Remote, & That Danny Burstein Still Doesn't Have a Fucking Tony by Broadway Beat

by Brendan Szendro. @BSzendro. ATLANTA - Amidst the backdrop of a growing health crisis, The Center for Disease Control released a statement today reminding the American public to keep washi…

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on March 21, 2020☆⚑

"I Would've Gotten the Part If It Weren't for Corona," says Man Referencing Audition He Had in 2014 by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. SEATTLE - Local actor Dan Westriff expressed his feeling today that he would have been cast in a community theater production of Mamma Mia! if the coronavirus ha…

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 4:13pm on March 19, 2020☆⚑

Scientists Reveal the Ghost Light's True Purpose: A Bug Zapper But For Ghosts by Broadway Beat

by Roxy Arecco. @roxyarecco. NEW YORK, NY - Scientists at the Northeastern Institute of Paranormal Research have completed a series of experiments that prove the ghost light, previously thou…

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 11:42am on March 19, 2020☆⚑

INTERVIEW: We Sat Down with the Original King of Social Distancing by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. As the world continues to attempt to slow the spread of coronavirus, the phrase "social distancing" has become an integral part of our daily conversations, and a…

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 5:29pm on March 18, 2020☆⚑

"True West" Actors Alternate Which Sweet Karate Moves They Destroy the Typewriter With Each Night by Broadway Beat

by Jason Gong. @TrashMannequin. PROVIDENCE, RI - Ticket sales have spiked for a local production of Sam Shepherd's True West after the play's lead actors - in a nod to the classic practice o…

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on March 17, 2020☆⚑