Sketchy Torrent Website Launches New Original Series "The Search for The Search for Elle Woods" by Broadway Beat

by Devin Wallace. @thedevinwallace. BROOKLYN, NY - A sketchy torrent website has reportedly entered into the original content game with...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on February 1, 2022[SHARE]

"All Lin-Manuel Miranda Sounds the Same" says Twitter User Who Doesn't Know What a Time Signature Is by Broadway Beat

by Kat Mokrynski. @katm1832. LEXINGTON, Va. - Twitter user Benjamin Young declared on Twitter today that, according to him, "all of...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on February 1, 2022[SHARE]

"My Allyship Isn't Performative," says Actor Who Only Protests Through Comedia Dell'Arte by Broadway Beat

by Gwen Coburn. @sadgrlsongsgwen. CHAMPAIGN, IL. " In response to continued systemic racist violence, local actor and theatre professor...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on February 1, 2022[SHARE]

Wow! Historians Find That in Shakespeare's Time, the Female Roles Were Played by Men Badly by Broadway Beat

by Brendan Leonard. @brennylen. STRATFORD-UPON-AVON, UNITED KINGDOM - Shakespeare scholars at the Exit Pursued by Bear Institute made a...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on January 27, 2022[SHARE]

Incredible: New Joe Iconis Musical Includes Most References to Jacking Off Ever Recorded by Broadway Beat

by Paige Oberholtzer. @jabronissey. NEW YORK, NY. - Last Friday, lyricist and playwright Joe Iconis debuted his newest coming-of-age...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on January 21, 2022[SHARE]

Is This Allowed? Republican Cousin Saw a Musical by Broadway Beat

by Caitlin Berg. @caitlinberg (Instagram), @caitlinhberg (Twitter). NEW YORK, NY " Upon checking Facebook this morning, local woman...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on January 21, 2022[SHARE]

Conservative College Stages Production of "Spring Awakening Jr. Jr." by Broadway Beat

by Alan Giles. @alanfgiles. MOBILE, AL - In an effort to shake up the 2022 season, Freedom University has made the risqué choice to stage...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on January 19, 2022[SHARE]

Sociopath? Theatre Writer Creates Characters and Makes Them Suffer by Broadway Beat

by Alexandra Bowman. @scripta_bene. NEW YORK,NY - Broadway playwright Billie Rattleblade has drawn attention from critics, audiences, and...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on January 14, 2022[SHARE]

Blue Man Group Changes to Purple in Effort to Remain Politically Neutral by Broadway Beat

by Alan Giles. @alanfgiles. NEW YORK, NY - Iconic performance art company Blue Man Group has announced that they will be trading their...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on January 14, 2022[SHARE]

Mishearing Woman Devastated to Learn Wayne Brady Retiring by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - Local theatre fan Patricia Leguat expressed her sadness today over the announced retirement...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on January 7, 2022[SHARE]

Billionaire Adopts Orphan; Disappointed She Can't Sing or Dance by Broadway Beat

by Nat Hrvatin. @NatHrvatin. NEW YORK, NY - Billionaire Herman Harris recently adopted a ten-year-old child from the New York Orphanage...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on January 6, 2022[SHARE]

Theatre Kid Misunderstands Dry January, Only Reads Tom Stoppard by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. HAVERHILL, MA. - Local theatre fan Mark Lopshin has reportedly misunderstood the meaning behind "dry...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on January 1, 2022[SHARE]

Local Woman Watching "The Gilded Age" During the Day Disappointed Some Leads Aren't In It by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - Local theatre fan and avid HBO Max subscriber Lynn Pollut expressed her disappointment this...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on January 1, 2022[SHARE]

"Phantom" Team Debates Casting Woman as Phantom But Realize Only Straight Man Would Pull That Shit by Broadway Beat

by Caitlin Berg. @caitlinhberg (Twitter), @caitlinberg (Instagram). NEW YORK, NY " Leading Phantom Of The Opera producers reportedly...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on January 1, 2022[SHARE]

Alien Civilization Discovers Actor's Self-Tape Bloopers; Announces Intent to Exterminate Humanity by Broadway Beat

by Conrad Sager. @conradsager. EARTH - An alien civilization from a far-off galaxy recently concluded a vast study assessing the merits...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on January 1, 2022[SHARE]

Mouth Currently Eating Hearty Beef Chili Temporarily Closes, Announces Plan to Reopen for Next Bite by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - Local man Jeremy Curl's mouth - currently taking in copious amounts of smoky, hearty beef...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on January 1, 2022[SHARE]

Sad! This Dancer Didn't Post About Her Class at BDC and Now She's Been Exiled by Broadway Beat

by Emily Jones. @ejonesy__. NEW YORK, NY " Aspiring Broadway theatre actor Annie Shepherd has been exiled from the theatrical community...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on December 29, 2021[SHARE]

Mr. Cellophane Sued for Trademark Infringement After Refusing to Go By "Mr. Transparent Wrapping" by Broadway Beat

by Lisa Cowan. @lisallyblonde. CHICAGO - Cook County resident Amos Hart, known locally as "Mr. Cellophane", is facing a trademark...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on December 29, 2021[SHARE]

REPORT: Dancer Sitting with Legs in Weird Position by Broadway Beat

by Louie Aronowitz. @louiearonowitz. SAN FRANCISCO - Theatre dancer Tessa Brogue has been seen sitting in a normal social setting with...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on December 29, 2021[SHARE]

Gamechanger: Local Woman Discovers Ticket Not Required to Take Instagram Photo in Front of Theater by Broadway Beat

by Rich Taylor. @RTinDC. SECAUCUS, NJ - After enduring years of cyber-generated FOMO, local woman Shannon Higgins had an epiphany,...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on December 28, 2021[SHARE]

Steven Spielberg Convinced Rival Directors Created Omicron to Ruin "West Side Story" Ticket Sales by Broadway Beat

by Alexandra Bowman. @scripta_bene (Twitter). LOS ANGELES " Following his West Side Story adaptation's disappointing box office...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on December 22, 2021[SHARE]

Aw! Actor Finally Makes Parents Proud by Playing a Doctor by Broadway Beat

by Catherine Weingarten. @sarahkaneissexy. NEW YORK, NY - In our feel-good story of the week, local actor Hudson Johansburg finally made...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on December 22, 2021[SHARE]

Finally: "Oh, Hello!" Impressions Deemed an Official Language by International Phonetic Association by Broadway Beat

by Grant Cleaveland. @cleaveland_g. NEW YORK, NY - Jean Gruberman, President of the International Phonetic Association, announced Friday...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on December 15, 2021[SHARE]

Historians Discover Note From Actor to Shakespeare Asking Him to Please Just Write Normal by Broadway Beat

by Louie Aronowitz. @louiearonowitz. STRATFORD-UPON-AVON, Eng - Historians studying Shakespearean theater recently uncovered evidence...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on December 15, 2021[SHARE]

The Broadway Beat's Official Holiday Gift Guide by Broadway Beat

by Edward Precht. @pertoltprecht. The holidays, whether we want them to be or not, are upon us, and with them comes that exasperating...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on December 8, 2021[SHARE]