REPORT: 100% of Broadway Lottery Winners Go Broke After Just One Matinee by Broadway Beat

by Devin Wallace. @thedevinwallace. NEW YORK, NY - A stunning report from several Broadway lottery services has revealed that 100% of...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on July 1, 2022☆⚑

REPORT: Local Woman Not Theatre Kid, Just Extrovert with Extremely Limited Taste in Music by Broadway Beat

by Alexandra Bowman. @scripta_bene. WASHINGTON D.C. - At long last, local student Anna Mitchell has been deemed by experts to not in fact...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on July 1, 2022☆⚑

"Whatever," says Guy Working Door at the August Wilson by Broadway Beat

by Conor Moroney. @conorseamusactor. NEW YORK, NY - In response to today's announcement that Lea Michele will take over the role of Fanny...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on June 30, 2022☆⚑

"Funny Girl" Announces Lighting Tech Kevin Will Be Replaced by Sarah, You Know, In Case Anyone Cares by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - Following the announcement that Funny Girl stars Beanie Feldstein and Jane Lynch will be...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on June 30, 2022☆⚑

Huh? Burt Bacharach Just Announced That "Turkey Lurkey Time" is Actually a Fourth of July Song by Broadway Beat

by Anna Larranaga. @annalarranaga. LOS ANGELES - Well, this is a curveball. Composer Burt Bacharach, of the 1968 musical Promises,...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on June 15, 2022☆⚑

Playwright's Muse Doesn't Know He Exists by Broadway Beat

by Devin Wallace. @thedevinwallace. BOSTON - Following reports that local playwright Adam Ryland's entire artistic oeuvre was inspired...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on June 15, 2022☆⚑

REPORT: Desperate Producers Will Do Anything to Attract Audiences Except Lower Ticket Prices by Broadway Beat

by Caitlin Bitzegaio. @caitorade. NEW YORK, NY - Despite enthusiasm for many new exciting shows like A Strange Loop and revivals of...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on June 15, 2022☆⚑

"Make the Weird Art," says Evil Surgeon from "The Human Centipede" by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - Local surgeon Josef Heiter issued a rousing testament to creativity at last night's Tony...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on June 13, 2022☆⚑

Duolingo Adds New Language: Theatre Troupe's Hilarious Inside Jokes by Broadway Beat

by Caitlin Bitzegaio. @caitorade. Manchester, NH - Language learning app Duolingo is officially adding a new language: local theatre...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on June 9, 2022☆⚑

Tony Producers Worried What Broadway Bad Girl Mare Winningham Has Planned by Broadway Beat

by Devin Wallace. @thedevinwallace. NEW YORK, NY - According to internal reports from The Broadway League, Tony Award producers are...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on June 8, 2022☆⚑

"At Least We'll Always Have the Movie," says Psychopath by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - In response to the Tony-winning musical Dear Evan Hansen announcing that its Broadway...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on June 7, 2022☆⚑

REPORT: It's Not "Guys and Dolls", It's "Guys and Action Figures" by Broadway Beat

by Chris Petraglia. @cpetraglia00. PITTSBURGH - Local man Samuel Lee was heard this morning loudly claiming that the guys in Frank...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on June 4, 2022☆⚑

"Almost Famous" Musical Headed to Broadway, Will Be Performed in "Rock of Ages" Dressing Room by Broadway Beat

by Edward Precht. @pertoltprecht. NEW YORK, NY " In an effort take their screen-to-stage adaption above and beyond, producers of the...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on June 2, 2022☆⚑

Dream Role? Local Drape Ecstatic to be Cast as Broadway Curtain by Broadway Beat

by Divyansh Kulshrestha. @Gr8Divyansh. NEW YORK, NY " Calling the experience an "opportunity of a lifetime", a local Silk drape expressed...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on June 1, 2022☆⚑

Sondheim's Flop Era? "Company" Closing After Only Three Broadway Revivals by Broadway Beat

by Caitlin Bitzegaio. @caitorade. NEW YORK, NY - Stephen Sonheim's Company is closing after only three Broadway revivals of its original...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on June 1, 2022☆⚑

"Rent" Audience Given Five Day Grace Period to Clap for Closing Number by Broadway Beat

by Cory Cousins. TOLEDO, Oh. - Audience members attending the touring production of the hit Broadway musical Rent this weekend were given...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on June 1, 2022☆⚑

NASA Deployed After Elphaba Actress Just Keeps Floating Away by Broadway Beat

by Vincent Rendon. @vincerendon. HOUSTON, Tx. - The National Aeronautics and Space Administration released new guidance today in response...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on June 1, 2022☆⚑

"Just Cause It's Optional Doesn't Mean It's, Like, Weird to Wear a Mask Now, Right?" asks Local Man by Broadway Beat

by Steven Verdile. @stevenverdilecreative. NEW YORK, NY - The Broadway League announced today it is updating its mask-mandate to a...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on June 1, 2022☆⚑

Troubling: Local Man Unclear Which Circle Jerk He's Attending Pride Weekend by Broadway Beat

by James La Bella. @james.la.bella. BROOKLYN, NY - Bushwick gentrifier and JSTOR-lurker Niklaus Mann expressed concern today as to...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on June 1, 2022☆⚑

Daniel's Mum Getting Way Too Horny in Community Theatre Production of "Chicago" by Broadway Beat

by Audrey Clark. @audreynotfunny. GLADESVILLE, NSW - Reviews are in for Gladesville Community Theatre Company's production of Chicago,...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on June 1, 2022☆⚑

Tourists Upset to Find Out "American Buffalo" Not a Fast Casual Family Restaurant by Broadway Beat

by Caitlin Bitzegaio. @caitorade. NEW YORK, NY - The Graines family from Waterloo, Iowa, was disappointed to find out that American...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on May 31, 2022☆⚑

"Into The Woods" Announces Transfer, & You Got That New Job! Plus the Weather is Lovely. Nice Day! by Broadway Beat

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - It was announced today that the New York City Center Encores! Production of Into The Woods...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 8:33am on May 26, 2022☆⚑

Equality Win! Theatre Company Vows to Hire Diverse Class of Summer Interns to Underpay by Broadway Beat

written by James La Bella. @james.la.bella. BROOKLYN, NY - Artistic Director of SPEED Theatre Company Blake Stuckley announced this week...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on May 26, 2022☆⚑

This Year's Tonys Ceremony to Feature Sondheim Tribute and, Time Permitting, a Couple of Awards by Broadway Beat

by Brian Matuszak. @rchickentheater. NEW YORK, NY - Producers for this year's Tonys announced plans to pay tribute to Stephen Sondheim...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on May 18, 2022☆⚑

Director Gives Notes on His Own Intervention by Broadway Beat

by Dan Kozuh. @dankozuh. NEW YORK, NY - A group of family and friends who had gathered together to confront renowned theatre director...

SOURCE: www.thebroadwaybeat.com at 12:00am on May 16, 2022☆⚑