“Once your arm stops hurting, don’t get too comfortable,” one G.O.P senator said. “In a few weeks, Joe Biden will make your arm hurt for a second time.”
SOURCE: The New Yorker Subscription at 02:59PM“If I had to write the impeachment part all over again, I’d really dumb it down,” James Madison said.
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SOURCE: The New Yorker Subscription at 02:25PMCLEVELAND (The Borowitz Report)—The 2016 Republican National Convention became embroiled in another controversy on Tuesday, as Biblical experts accused Republicans of plagiarizing the enti…
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