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Tuesday, April 20, 2021

Republicans Blame Biden for Making Millions of Americans’ Arms Hurt by Andy Borowitz

“Once your arm stops hurting, don’t get too comfortable,” one G.O.P senator said. “In a few weeks, Joe Biden will make your arm hurt for a second time.”

SOURCE: The New Yorker Subscription at 02:59PM
Sunday, February 14, 2021

Madison Fears He Made Constitution’s Impeachment Clause Too Hard for Idiots to Grasp by Andy Borowitz

“If I had to write the impeachment part all over again, I’d really dumb it down,” James Madison said.

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Sunday, January 10, 2021

Fauci Says Immunity from Trump Requires Two Doses of Impeachment by Andy Borowitz

“One impeachment was a good start, but it didn’t get it done,” the esteemed virologist said.

SOURCE: The New Yorker Subscription at 02:25PM
Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Republicans Accused of Plagiarizing Entire Convention Scenario from Book of Revelation by Andy Borowitz

CLEVELAND (The Borowitz Report)—The 2016 Republican National Convention became embroiled in another controversy on Tuesday, as Biblical experts accused Republicans of plagiarizing the enti…

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