"You look really good, and you smell really good," a woman says to her estranged lover in this sketch comedy show at the Annoyance. He's a no-good something-or-other she just can't quit. "Don't tell me you'll call me at 2 a.m. drunk and ask me to come over," he replies. And then he reveals a placard...
SOURCE: Chicago Tribune at 02:10PM on March 24, 2016