We already know from Sarah Brightman's confessional on the Graham Norton show that she married Andrew Lloyd Webber not because he was the handsomest boy in the playground but because 'he did have the biggest willy'. Now he's head to head with Sir Cameron Mackintosh in another size contest over who will have the prettiest small one.
SOURCE: mytheatremates.com at 04:15AM on December 12, 2015