Overheard… I'm not holding out on you…
Mrs Brown: “What kind of wine do you have?” Bartender: “Cabernet or Chardonnay.” Mrs Brown: “No Pinot Noir?” Bartender: “Cabernet or Chardonnay.” Mrs Brown: “White Zin?” Bartender: “Nope. Still, only Cabernet and Chardonnay.” Mrs Brown: “Nothing kept in the back for VIPs.” Bartender: “We don’t get many VIPs up here in the …