Overheard… Bing-bong, bing-bong
Bing-bong, bing-bong. Bing-bong, bing-bong… Mrs. Brown: (Grabbing daughters hand.) “The show’s starting! Wash your hand later!” Girly Brown: “Mom! That’s gross!” Mrs. Brown: “With what I paid for these tickets, we’re not missing one minute. Good hygiene be damned. I have sanitizer in my purse.” (To Bartender.) “Is this the way to the seats?” Bart…