Overheard… Just because you're an idiot…
On a Thursday… Mrs. Brown: “I'd like four tickets for today's matinee of Wicked…” Agent: “Wicked doesn’t have a matinée today. Matinées are Wednesdays, Saturdays and Sundays, are you available tonight?” Mrs. Brown: “If I could go tonight, I would’ve asked for tonight! I want to go today, at two o'clock.” Agent: “Again, Matinées are Wednesdays, …