Neil Patrick Harris's best Oscar jokes
First-time Oscar host jokes, but with no traditional opening monologue        
Today is Thursday, October 22, 2026 Opening: The Imaginary Invalid Preview: The Fantasticks Broadway Baby Birthdays: Jesse Tyler Ferguson Sarah E. Litzsinger Steven E. Goldstein Robert Torti Judy Blazer Jeff Goldblum Lee Meredith Tony Roberts Derek Jacobi Christopher Lloyd William Hanley Sylvia Short James Grout Mitzi Green James Hanley Joan Fontaine Roger De Koven Constance Bennett Curly Howard Parker Fennelly John L. Balderston Robert Graves Cecilia Loftus Raymond Hitchcock Franz Liszt Jason Moore Marc Shaiman Todd Graff Bill Condon Eddie Brigati Charles Keating Sylvia Dee