Most guys don't love Valentine's Day. It's a holiday designed to trap them. If you're dating more than one woman, you're dead. If you get the wrong gift, you're dead. If the gift is too cheap or too elaborate, you're dead. If you get her a humorous card with Bush on the front you're dead (although in that case you deserve to be).Or worse, they love the gift and card too much. Then you're
SOURCE: Ken Levine at 09:00AM on February 14, 2015