In the song "The Book Report" from the musical You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown, Lucy van Pelt struggles to complete her homework assignment: 100 words on Peter Rabbit. Falling short, she concludes it thusly: "And they were very very very very very very happy to be home. The very very very end." In honor of this blatant effort to reach a designated threshold without utilizing meaningful content, I would like to prese…
SOURCE: Howard Sherman at 10:26AM on November 3, 2014