A lot of folks are on the road this holiday weekend, giving their GPS systems a real workout. My GPS guide is so nice. She's incredibly patient with me. Whenever I disobey her instructions she just assumes I have a good reason and re-calibrates. What a gal! And she's always cheerful. Never any PMS from my GPS. But sometimes I wonder, what is she really thinking? What would she be saying if she had a few tequila…
SOURCE: Ken Levine at 07:32PM on July 3, 2011