I hope you enjoy fireworks tonight without blowing your hand off. I never quite got the attraction of holding lit sticks with small explosives made in unknown countries by craftsmen who earn nineteen cents a month.Being a baseball announcer I see firework shows at least five times a year. They're usually on when I'm doing the postgame show, trying to read out-of-town scores while the raid on Osama is going on in the …
SOURCE: Ken Levine at 08:34AM on July 4, 2011