It does seem inevitable when the rich young man named Mortimer Mortimer asks the monk parakeet to dance. Nattily attired in a check suit and bow tie " and politely overlooking the fact that a woman has recently careened by on a rolling desk chair, pretending to practice her swimming strokes " Mortimer extends the invitation with courtesy. Soon, to the strains of a 1920s song, he's fox-trotting with the bird " portray…
SOURCE: Washington Post at 06:07PM on April 27, 2014