It's spring on Broadway, and producers are deploying their usual gambit to kill off all critics once and for all by forcing them to attend and review an endless line of show openings. It never quite works (the reviewers only get exhausted and grumpy, and they were all that to begin with), but you can be sure the showmen will try it again next year.
SOURCE: Playbill at 03:00PM on April 25, 2014