The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Thieving Bastard
Sometimes bad things happen to good people. And sometimes bad things happen to people like me; predominantly good but fairly bitchy and often forgets birthdays.Okay, so I don't always stand up on the tube for old people because I am tired from dragging my old lady shopping trolley around and my Vivienne Westwood flats are rubbing. But I don't commit crimes or hurt people. Not on purpose anyway. If you get in the way …