'Noah' is controversial? Whatever floats your boat
"How will Noah survive the flood?" asks the voice-over on the USA Today video, in that serious-but-still-enthusiastic timbre familiar to fans of those faux breaking-news segments on "Entertainment Tonight" or "Extra." The question swirls over a visual of the raging waters sent by the Creator to wipe out errant humanity — and sent by director Darren Aronofsky to make Paramount Pictures some $44 million in the op…