  Okay. It’s really his character, big hick Benny Perkins’ fanny pack. But still. We couldn’t take our eyes off it from the minute it hit the Hardbody stage. 1. Condoms 2. Gu 3. Chew 4. Blow-up doll 5. A copy of The Art of War 6. Tu Pac on casette 7. Lavendar hand lotion 8. [...]
SOURCE: The Craptacular at 01:28PM on March 15, 2013