ME: Hi, Dr. Albert. MARV ALBERT: A playoff atmosphere in here tonight! ME: Well, it’s been a tough week. My mother came to visit me. MARV ALBERT: From downtown! ME: And, of course, she immediately asked if I was still sleeping with Sarah. MARV ALBERT: Out of bounds . . .
SOURCE: The New Yorker at 12:00AM on March 11, 2013