On the stage in front of us, a Moscow theater company was performing Tolstoy. It was opening night, and Mikhail Baryshnikov was there. Also in the audience: a man who loudly, repeatedly lectured the quiet man next to him not to let his coat touch him, not to sit with his knees apart, not to move whatsoever because he. Could. Feel. Every. Single. Vibration!
SOURCE: Boston Globe at 05:41PM on January 25, 2013