'Spank' a bottom-feeder of overripe erotica ★
When E.L. James' smutty "Fifty Shades of Grey" first became red-hot, its publication was a huge boon for electronic readers like the Nook and the Kindle. Apparently, a lot more women wanted to read this erotic tale of bondage hanky-panky than wanted to be seen at their local bookstore, making the purchase. That fact was swimming in my head Saturday night, as my chin fell to the floor as I watched one of the three per…