That Thing in Your Pants
Dear theatergoer: You have yet to realize that leaving your phone on vibrate does produce noise. And, yes, I did at first entertain the possibility you may be a doctor or be waiting for some emergency call.
Today is Saturday, May 30, 2026 Broadway Baby Birthdays: Blake Bashoff Idina Menzel Tonya Pinkins Ralph Carter Ann Hampton Callaway Colm Meaney Scott Holmes Stephen Tobolowsky Michael Small Freda Holloway Keir Dullea John Heffernan Ray Cooney Judd Woldin Jimmy Lydon Peter Leeds Martin Manulis Bobby Sherwood Joseph Stein Hugh Griffith Henry Lascoe Louise Campbell Benny Goodman Mel Blanc Cornelia Otis Skinner Ethel Dwyer Russ Brown Ben Bernie Charles Dillingham Howard Hall Asa Gim Cathryn Roskam David Ackroyd Taldo Kenyon Dora Clement Lawrence Langner Courtice Pounds Frank Harts Craig Bockhorn Colm TóibÃn Luis Rego Michael J. Pollard Adrian Vaux Anthony D. Marshall Madeline Gilford Bernie West Itzik Manger