From Brief Interviews with Hideous Men. Personal enjoyment rating (out of 100): 91.My dutifully proud -- wear a mask and your face grows to fit it. Avoid all mirrors as though -- and no, worst, the black irony: now his wife and girls are bewitched this way now as well you see. As his mother -- the art he perfected upon her.Written as a monologue (complete with humorously bleak medical stage directions) from FATHER to…
SOURCE: That Sounds Cool at 05:36PM on April 15, 2011