As a young director I always promised myself I'd never be responsible for the further flogging of this dead horse. Yet here I am, directing it for the fourth goddamn time in twenty years. Times are tough and I've got to take the work I can. So if you went to theater school with me, and are judging me half as much as I judge myself, then fuck you"at least I have a job.
SOURCE: McSweeney's at 08:12PM on July 16, 2012