It is New Year's Day 2011 and what thoughts does this generate in my 85- year-old head? Another tooth has broken and fallen out; it will have to be replaced, however expensively. Thanks to my shrinking spine, I've gone from five feet ten and two-thirds to slightly under five seven. My trousers will have to be shortened. I have lost a well-paid job and have not been able to financially replace …
SOURCE: John Simon at 12:13PM on January 1, 2011