The Friday Five, November 18, 2011
FIVE FIRST AND LAST LINES FROM FIVE PLAYS I'LL NEVER FINISH WRITINGby Matt Raudsepp of Matt and Kyle and Matt1.Curtain.Eloise Tree enters her modest apartment and collapses onto her couch, face first.Eloise: (muffled) hmmpf mm hmm ab tull![...]Eloise spins around and falls into Dr. Gully-Veneer's chest.Eloise: (muffled) grambbmmm hmmpf yub refwoo!Fin.2.Curtain.Me: Happy birthday, Mittens and Smokey.[...]Me: Happy bir…