Kathy Griffin really deserves a Tony: Check out her 'Playbill' bio
Kathy Griffin's limited-run Broadway solo act Kathy Griffin Wants a Tony is hilarious. Not only that, she produced a fantastic fake bio for Playbill. Here it is, in its entirety:
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