"Man accidentally saws off hand, then shoots nails into head."
<span class="comment">As much as I am a believer that The Darwin Awards could not be true, comes this story from The San Francisco Gate, which is a reputable media source: <a href="http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2001/01/25/national0548EST0462.DTL&nl=fix"target="_blank">"Man accidentally saws off hand, then shoots nails into head."</a></span>