Catch Me If You Can
Retro or derivative? I fear "Catch Me If You Can" might well be the most painfully conventional and unoriginal new piece of musical theatre I've ever seen. Closing this weekend, Broadway will not be any the worse off without it.There's so little right about "Catch Me" it's difficult to know where to start. That's not to say there's a lot wrong, there isn't, it's just all so utterly middling. The script is passably fu…