I am not what you'd call "handy". When I was in the 5th grade I took part in a citywide model boat competition. For weeks I built my wooden sailboat " sawing and sanding and hammering and varnishing. It looked awful. Lopsided, nails every which way, jagged instead of rounded curves. If they gave the same exercise to monkeys they could build better boats. I took my funky vessel to Rancho Park for the competiti…
SOURCE: Ken Levine at 08:56AM on August 30, 2011